10/05/09
Hmmmm. I wonder how I’d look in pancake makeup and a Veronica Lake.
10/04/09
Bennett is totes adorable but this is the last time I let anything with a penis use my MixMaster. Keith is going to have to work on his pizza dough pre-doorbell buzz. There are only so many hours in the day I like to clean my ceiling.
10/02/09
Dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have let Julia borrow my boa for her "Dress as a MediaBistro Bimbo" theme party. It came back soaked in Triple Crown rum. Plus I think she tore off the little feathery bit at the end on one of her tit tassels. #druekataoka
@RollsRoyceRevenge: You already f-ing posted this on another thread. It's still not funny. Or relevant to this blog post. Also, too insidery. Also, shut up. #druekataoka
A very nice blend of pretentiousness and affectation, nuanced with a lack of self-awareness. And the Fisher Price haircut is just icing on the cake! #druekataoka
Let's just hope they never merge with Facebook. (On the other hand there'd be huge taxpayer savings, since we could shut down the CIA as redundant.) #google
@hilikusopus: You're very welcome. I had to look pretty deep into my email archives for that one--glad I found it. Thanks for the encouragement. #google
Google doesn't quite know all. It certainly doesn't know about that one time with me and the showgirls and the stolen champagne in Asunción . . . Well, maybe it knows now. #google
@Unsolicited Advice: Heh, I was deciding what to blur while in Photoshop and that one only showed a serial number, so I blurred because, ya, who knows what freaky shit I've looked up on Google Shopping.
After I published, I clicked through, and turns out it was former Gawker Media editor Will Leitch's book. $81 fracking dollars, used!
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10/05/09
Hmmmm. I wonder how I’d look in pancake makeup and a Veronica Lake.
10/04/09
Bennett is totes adorable but this is the last time I let anything with a penis use my MixMaster. Keith is going to have to work on his pizza dough pre-doorbell buzz. There are only so many hours in the day I like to clean my ceiling.
10/02/09
Dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have let Julia borrow my boa for her "Dress as a MediaBistro Bimbo" theme party. It came back soaked in Triple Crown rum. Plus I think she tore off the little feathery bit at the end on one of her tit tassels. #druekataoka
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He's Mark, obviously.
Anyone out there I didn't lose? #danielbrusilovsky
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See? The internet can do it too! #marissamayer
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Whatever google doesn't know about me is either recorded by the guy in the silver hyundai with the really long lens, or I blurt out here. #google
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After I published, I clicked through, and turns out it was former Gawker Media editor Will Leitch's book. $81 fracking dollars, used!
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(I just realized, the more I talk, the more you'll assume it was a sex toy. CONFIRMED.) #google
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