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    youngmarblegiant: I'm a Yelp elite, and let me tell you it is really all about the free booze at the parties. You review a certain number of establishments and you get... more »
    contradicto: What's with the tiny Business Insider link at the bottom of this post? more »
    sfBirdie: Yelp is useful, but you have to read reviews with an open mind - especially in the Bay Area. Many of the 'Yelp Elite' reviewers take the title way to... more »
    DennyCrane: Boutros, Boutros, golly! more »
    raincoaster: The older Yelp gets, the more closely it resembles a cheesy freebie newspaper, the kind with 50-year-old jokes to keep the ad columns apart. The longe... more »
    resipsaloquacious: Henry Blodget? Really? more »
    1WordUp: Re: Jude Law. Whose idea ya think it was for him to get a *male* assistant, considering his penchant for banging females in his employ? Aside from eve... more »
    Cheap Shot: Sorecock Holmes? more »
    Mr.Anansi: How in the world did this list NOT include J.D. and Turk from Scrubs? I mean, it's even an ongoing gag in the show. more »
    jupiterspaw: I wish I knew how to Brit you. OK that was bad, I'm overworked. more »
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    alboy2: I'll give you a loose translation of the Sun article: Amy W. went to a children's holiday show ("pantomime") and was so messed up that she was yelling... more »
    lawyergay: Re: Maria Shriver: It's hard to find someone these days who knows how to handle a sarcophagus in rush-hour traffic. more »
    ms_priestypants: As for the Amy Winehouse item- I want to know why there were children at a production that had a character named "Baron Hardup"? more »
    yourfriendandneighbor: RDJ is so the man. more »
    lostarchitect: Oh, Olivia from Sesame Street died? RIP, Alaina Reed-Amini, you probably taught me to read and count. more »
    scroll_lock: Also, I think it would be great if they said go-to-hell-continuity and used a tiny, 185lb rock hard stunt ass for Baldwin. more »
    Swifter: I've always had a thing for "Are you in the Mafia" Meadow. more »
    heartbreakturnip: How did they know Posh was dancing? more »
    scroll_lock: Ohfergodsakes already, it's not going to be a big surprise when the reports come back confirming Brittany Murphy pulled an Elvis in the bathroom, is i... more »