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Valleywag pounding its sponsors
We can't say our relationship with our advertisers is as close as, say, MySpace and TechCrunch's. But we see nothing wrong with expressing our gratitude in a professional manner. Thanks go to: More » -
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Valleywag announcement tomorrow: No more Seinfeld ads!
Something Valleywag has in common with Microsoft: We're also not running any ads with Jerry Seinfeld in the near future. Not that there's anything wrong with that, or with the folks who do advertise with us. Thanks go to: More » -
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Bill Gates's money much better than his acting
Our advertisers, thank goodness, haven't produced anything as uncomfortably awkward as Microsoft's Seinfeld commercials. Thanks go to: More »
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Got money to spend? Valleywag's ad inventory is for you
The Wall Street Journal's new magazine will tell you how to fritter away your cash on luxury baubles. Some choose instead to make wise investments, like our advertisers. This week: More » -
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Valleywag advertisers are stars in our eyes
We wish someone would make a movie about Valleywag. But which dapper young stars would we cast as our advertisers? This week's celebrity backers: More » -
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Advertisers run rings around us
The Olympics may rule the Web, but our advertisers rule our hearts: More » -
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Valleywag thinks its advertisers are the future of online advertising
Who needs faux-sincere product placements? Our advertisers keep on coming back for good old-fashioned banners: More » -
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Wal-Mart not advertising on Valleywag this week
No, we didn't get any money from the Walton family — we're not nearly Cuil enough. But there are some lovely advertisers we'd like to thank for funding our operations: More » -
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Valleywag will not tattoo advertisers' logos on its arm, sorry
We love you advertiser guys, really we do. But there's one way we will not express our feelings: getting inked with your products. Otherwise permanent gratitude goes to this week's sponsors: More » -
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Valleywag chooses advertisers as new object of love
Dearest advertisers: If we had a spraypaint can, we would graffiti our love — not hate — for you all over the sidewalks of the Mission. Sadly, we're all out. Thanks go to: More » -
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Do advertisers want Valleywag to pose topless?
No one asked us, but if shedding our shirts is what it takes to show just how grateful we are to our advertisers, we're game. Hairy, pasty thanks go to: More » -
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Only our sponsors get Random Play on Facebook
Who keeps us over-thirties in skin cream, health club membership fees and fresh produce bursting with age-defying anti-oxidants from the farmer's market so that we can look young enough to pass on Facebook? Our sponsors! We'd like to wham, bam and thank: More » -
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In a week of gay weddings, where are Valleywag's advertisers?
We love our advertisers so, so much — why, if only someone would legalize it, we might have to make like Googler Orkut Buyukkokten and boyfriend Derek Holbrook and make plans to get hitched. Until advertiser-gossip blog love is legalized, we'll stay in the closet as we thank: More » -
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Valleywag's advertisers not dating Kevin Rose, as far as we know
Who's Kevin Rose dating this week? We've narrowed it down — not any of the fine, upstanding institutions who advertise with us. For their abstemiousness, we'd like to thank: More » -
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Mystery Valleywag advertisers overflow at Gawker Media shipping facility
So many advertisers to thank this week! Where will we keep them all? Our supply-chain woes aren't as weighty as Apple's, but we're grateful all the same for the burden of thanking: More » -
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Valleywag spots secret advertiser conclave on own site
It didn't take a paparazzo's spy camera to uncover this week's advertisers. Thanks go to: More » -
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By advertiser demand, Valleywag now under "adult supervision"
Our overseers haven't cracked down on us as severely as Yahoo's board has on Jerry Yang, but they're keeping a close watch on us nonetheless. Under their gaze, we'd like to thank our advertisers: More » -
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Valleywag advertisers are Iron Man
In our heads, our advertisers are all heroic entrepreneurs, growing their 5 o'clock shadows on megayachts as they invent rocket-armor suits. Indulge us our fantasies as we thank this week's advertisers: More » -
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Valleywag editors suggest a supercomputer made from Valleywag advertisers
A supercomputer made from iPod processors? Who needs it, when we have such quantifiably intelligent advertisers this week? Thanks go to: More » -
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Valleywag advertisers' tasteful display of ad-budget wealth
Spending your money on fashion labels is tacky. A more elegant solution for excess cash was found by this week's advertisers: More » -
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Survey says: Win a TomTom GPS unit
The revenue-producing rogues in Valleywag ad sales have ginned up a new survey, with prize attached: a TomTom One 3rd Edition GPS unit. To enter, take the survey, then send an email to surveys@gawker.com with the last question asked. Standard rules apply. Entries must be in by May 15 at midnight Pacific time. Do take the survey, won't you? -
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Non-Valleywag advertisers missing out on sub-$200 million opportunity
A pity that Google's missing out on lucrative advertising opportunities, to the tune of $200 million a year. Our thanks go to the sharp-eyed opportunists who paid our paychecks this week: More » -
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$300 says you'll tell our advertisers all your secrets
Some women will give up their passwords for chocolate; men will do the same for porn. Alas, we can offer you neither. But how about $300? Take this survey, add a throwaway email alias, and you'll be entered into a drawing for a $300 American Express gift card. Standard rules apply. Think of all the chocolate you can buy if you win. Or porn. Fill out the form; it should take 5-10 minutes. The contest ends today at 3 p.m. Pacific. -
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Some folks take a shotgun approach to blogs. Others have the sense to target Valleywag's audience, not its editors. Thanks go to this week's advertisers:
AT&T, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Nokia, Toshiba Gaming, Unscrew America
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Valleywag advertisers deeply curious about you and your needs
Our advertisers really care what you think, or so they claim. Take this survey, cough up a freshly registered Yahoo Mail address, and you'll be entered into a drawing for a $300 American Express gift card. Standard rules apply. Go on, fill out the form; it should take 5-10 minutes. The contest ends Wednesday, April 23 at 3 p.m. Pacific. -
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How to bed a blog who really loves advertisers
Giving Valleywag the eye? It's easier to woo a geeky blog than you might think. Air kisses go to this week's advertisers: More » -
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Your best Valleywag investment: Become a regular
As in any business, our regular customers are our favorites. Thanks go to: More » -
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Advertisers know way to Valleywag's heart
We admit it: It's easy for advertisers to win our affections. Heck, we'd probably do it for Twizzlers. Fruity thanks go to: More » -
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Valleywag advertisers willing to pay small price for intimate details of your life
The devil-may-care punks who sell the ads which fund our lavish salaries have another hare-brained scheme: Take this survey, cough up a freshly registered Gmail dummy account address, and you'll be entered into a drawing for an Amazon Kindle. Standard rules apply. Your privacy is an illusion, but Jeff Bezos's lumpy e-book reader? All too real. Go on, answer the nice man's questions. The contest ends Monday at 2 p.m. Pacific.
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Are advertisers still Valleywag's buttercup?
We're not going to sing and dance about it in a hotel. When we abase ourselves before our advertisers, we try to stay dignified. Thanks go to: More » -
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Valleywag calls its advertisers "Piggy"
Maybe we shouldn't thank our advertisers every week. After all, Chinh Nguyen seems to get more from her VP boyfriend by getting nasty. Then again, we don't know if we can match her "balla" brass. Thanks go to: More » -
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Advertisers launching fund for Valleywag developers
We don't think this week's take from our advertisers was as high as $100 million, but we're grateful all the same. Thanks go to: More » -
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Valleywag caught thanking advertisers
We would never hire stooges to thank our advertisers when we can do it personally. Bulldog kisses to: More » -
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Advertiser-Valleywag sex tape not yet leaked on Web
So far, so good: No one's caught us in bed with our sponsors. We could make our own, but we'll just stick with thanking our advertisers like a gentleman for now: More » -
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Valleywag secretly Facebook friends with advertisers
We were flooded with friend requests, but rather than shut down our Facebook profile, we decided to thank our advertisers: More » -
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Valleywag caught on film thanking sponsors
We can only hope one day that paparazzi will snap us leaving Mr. Chow with our fine sponsors: More » -
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Valleywag sponsors launch unsolicited offer for our thanks
They didn't offer to buy us for $44.6 billion, but our advertisers have nonetheless earned our gratitude. Thanks go to: More » -
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How glam are Valleywag advertisers?
We can try to be as glam as we can, but to our advertisers, it just comes naturally. Thanks go to this week's sponsors: More »
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Valleywag discovers secret to thanking advertisers
There are no bandwidth caps on our gratitude. Thanks go to this week's sponsors: More »
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