Comment by Aaron Altman: Good for the SEC. In the post-Madoff world, both it and the DOJ are crackin' that whip. Better... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by vampz4cash: Is he really that much of a factor in determining shareholder value? I mean, what is there that Steve... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: I understand that shareholders have a vested interest in the performance of the company, so the Apple board and management... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: "It's not that difficult to imagine Apple doing the same thing when Jobs eventually dies..." Don't you mean "if Jobs eventually... 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by tillman: apple reality distortion field is so strong that people were cheering very minor features for iPhone that should have been... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Aaron Altman: There's a condition known as celiac sprue that prevents the body from properly digesting a protein called gluten. Gluten... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by saintjim: Someday soon there will be no observable reality left. Only Photoshop. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dontmindme: I absolutely have no pity, nor compassion, for any of those companies: Microsoft, Apple, or Google. May their... more » | Other threads

Comment by bkdlays: Hmm lets see.. its his house.. its old... he OWNS it... so who cares? Besides being old did something historical happen... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by deathbychichi: Palm has FAIL coded deeply within its DNA. No matter how good the Pre is, Palm will fuck it... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by m4ximusprim3: Am I doing it wrong? Because I don't see the boss. or the flack. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by scroll_lock: Only Apple's core employees shall remain. 13 Responses | Other threads

Comment by boyonabike: That last line was quite the zinger, Giz. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Rick Thomchick: ps - you are the one turning minutiae into medical drama, not Steve Jobs. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Ken Elwell: Stop. This is the same Steve Jobs that said people don't read anymore. Who is the audience for this, then? Why... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Aaron Altman: Namely, if Jobs is on a six-month medical leave, with COO Tim Cook running Apple in his absence, why is... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Jim Topoleski: /sigh he does NOT have Liver Cancer, or ANY cancer. What has happened is the operation for pancreatic cancer he... 21 Responses | Other threads

Comment by blix: Bill Gates canned television obit is a plain blue screen. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Aaron Altman: Oh, man - if he gets on that earnings call, that'd be something. Any idea who might liveblog it? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Sproing: If you're a CEO and the face of a product, your health affects shareholder value. That's why it's important. That... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by mypupmaxigirl: I do believe that the public, in general, is tired misleading information from the top officers at large companies. Has... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Aaron Altman: What the fuck was this? If you're going to criticize a journalist, can we stick to criticizing his journalism... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by unclevanya: Wow, Owen. You really aren't going to stop hammering until both Steve and CNBC are dead. Do you want them... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Mark 2000: What's disturbing is that Jobso, the hippy idiot boy, spent a YEAR not getting treatment for the original cancer and... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk: Steve Jobs publicly refused to acknowledge his daughter for years. Steve Jobs runs a monopolistic corporation that, while creative, hinders competitive... 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by OMG! Ponies!: Maybe it would have helped if people believed the prank. At 10:30, AAPL was at $97.17. At 3:30, after the... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ADismalScience: So wait - Gizmodo throws up a post on Job. Today, we find out that the report gets a... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Curves: This insults not only Mr. Jobs, but women as well. I have never seen a situation so lacking in sensitivity... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by OMG! Ponies!: I just think it's great how everyone is dumping on Jesus Diaz as of course. Jim Goldman is off in Jersey,... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Substance_D: ...who's the guy with the apple? 36 Responses | Other threads