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#nerdspotting
The Woz Cuts iPhone Line
Steve Jobs is famous for possessing a "reality distortion field" that bends people to his will. But today he's got nothing on his Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, who talked shoppers into letting him jump an iPhone line. More » -
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Market Shrugs Off Reports of Steve Jobs' Imminent Return to Apple
Steve Wozniak told a Wall Street Journal reporter his Apple co-founder Steve Jobs sounds "healthy, energetic," signaling the CEO will return from medical leave at the end of June as planned. The market wasn't particularly interested. More » -
#trainwrecks
Dancing With Woz No More
Sure, he once briefly flipped out about rigged online voting, but Steve Wozniak's Dancing with the Stars stint will be remembered for the Apple cofounder's overflowing good humor, maintained through his inevitable defeat. More » -
#dancingwiththewoz
Woz Worms His Way Into America's Heart
The judges gave wounded Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak 10 out of 30 for what one called "the worst samba I've ever seen" Monday night. And yet Tuesday voters kept him on Dancing With the Stars. More » -
#trainwrecks
Why Woz Is My Favorite Reality TV Star
We thought only geeks would dig Steve Wozniak when the rotund Apple cofounder took to Dancing with the Stars. But with his clumsy moves, injuries, and conspiracy theories, he's proving perfect fodder for reality TV! More » -
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The Woz Feels the Weight of Geek 'Dancing' Expectations
On Dancing with the Stars, adorably lumpy Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak pranced his way into our hearts with a broken foot. Even the judges warmed to him. No one called him a "Teletubby" this time! More » -
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A Wounded Woz Vows to Dance Through the Pain
Can anything stop Steve Wozniak, the goofy billionaire Apple cofounder who's waltzing across TV screens nationwide on ABC's Dancing With the Stars? Apparently not — not a roasting by the judges. Not even a fractured leg. More » -
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The Woz Triumphs on Dancing With the Stars Just by Showing Up
Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak made it through his routine on Dancing With the Stars without doing anything deeply tragic! Except, you know, for going on Dancing With the Stars in the first place. More » -
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Nerds Squeal with Glee for Dancing with the Woz
Since Silicon Valley has so few real celebrities, why not go crazy for the ones we have: Dancing With the Stars premieres in one week with Apple co-founder (and Kathy Griffin ex) Steve "Woz" Wozniak. More »
