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more about #valleywag more comments → Motoko Kusanagi: Adobe is just a horrible, horrible, insanely awful company. It is the Microsoft of graphic design...stifling innovation and making life harder since ... more » Cecil's Wielder: On the bright side, the quality of crude, amateur Photoshops is bound to improve. #layoffs more » ShanghaiLil: Names, Bucky, we want names! Foster, you can also feel free to chime in. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more » Foster Kamer: To think, #BuckyTurco told me not to look at his 30something year-old sister or else he'd "cut your balls off and feed them to you." Psh. #Hypocrisy i... more » raincoaster: If you don't want to be a clown, you've got no right to be on Fox in the first place. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto more » Colonel Mustard: Would Carly prefer to be called "sweetie" or "honey" if she wins? I'm sure if she winks during senate hearings a lot, she'll get the Rich Lowry vote,... more » Niko Bellic: If someone said something offensive and disrespectful to me, I'd stand up for myself. Then again, I am not our nation's military leader. #carlyfiorina more » tmp00: More to the point was that one of the few years Carly voted? #carlyfiorina more » crookedE: From now on, I will only refer to Carly Fiorina by her official title: "One of the 20 Worst American CEOs of All Time." #carlyfiorina more » Richard Lawson: I can't with these "true conservative" idiots. If any of this ludicrousness actually works in 2010, I'm going to hop on my Medicareless-grandma-power... more » Maxichamp: How about a post about gubernatorial (sp?) candidate Meg (I've never voted in my life, ever) Whitman? #carlyfiorina more » MissNormaDesmond: Yaaaay! She's just as incompetent as I expected her to be! You're in California, you idiot, not Texas. No one gives a hot damn about gratuitously a... more » sybann: Hey Carly, how's about we call you LOSER? #carlyfiorina more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): It's like "Ma'am" Boxer took a poop all over the General right there in the room! It's like she took a copy of the constitution and peed on it, then ... more » random_play: But she did invent cupcakes and 41 shades of blue, right? That photo is fabulous. #marissamayer more » -
#jobs
Google's Broken Hiring Process
Google strives to hire "the world's best engineers,"and has crafted an "interminable" interview process dotted with puzzles and brainteasers to do so. One little problem: the process tends to give the worst scores to the best future employees. More » -
#perks
Google Honchos: Our Employees Should Be Grateful They're Not Starving in Gutter
Google used to say its lavish perks bolstered productivity and, if anything, would only grow more posh. But a recession changes things. Now the official line is more like, just be happy you're working, you ungrateful fucking pigs. More » -
#googleplex
Google Cancels Prom
The annual "Google Dance," which drew thousands of search conference attendees to Google's Mountain View headquarters each summer, has been canceled this year, a victim of cost cutting. The outcry only confirms our early judgement of the event: hopelessly lame. More » -
#tooglemanygooglers
No Company Vacations for Googlers This Year
To feel like a big, happy family, Google used to take everyone on an annual ski trip. The company grew so big it switched last year to Disneyland. This year, though, the All-Google trip is dead. More » -
#cubicleculture
Jeering Googlers Bring Entitled Coworkers In Line
Google is reportedly flooded with Yahoo résumés. We'd recommend an overtly modest approach to anyone who scores an interview: Google has lately been brutal in handling presumptuous, entitled transplants. More » -
#googleplex
Is Working at Google a Brain Malfunction?
Blogger Joe Clark, still fuming over the mathematical mistreatment of Google designer Doug Bowman, explains that Google is populated by people with cases of "extreme male brain." -
#jackpot
Rich Ex-Google Employee Still Has Money to Spend
Dorothy McGivney joined Google in 2003, before the company went public, when employees could make fortunes, quite possibly in the millions, for tweaking the text of search ads. And now she's writing a travel newsletter. More » -
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#rumormonger
Google Engineers Fear 1,000 or More Layoffs
A tipster is hearing from inside the Googleplex that the company, which is set to report earnings today, could lay off 5 percent of its engineering staff. More » -
#layoffs
Google's Loss of Innocence: 100 Jobs Cut
The Magical Kingdom of Larry and Sergey has laid off 100 full-time recruiters, a tipster tells us. Inevitable, given the economy. But a crushing blow to Google's self-image as a kinder-than-thou employer. More » -
#layoffs
Google's Unkindest Cut: Tech Support
In October, before Google's cost-cutting campaign began in earnest, the company had more than 10,000 contractors, founder Sergey Brin said. In a mid-December SEC filing, it reported only 4,300 temporary workers. More » -
#google
Marissa Mayer's 2009 Resolution: Leave Google
What will Google be like without Marissa Mayer, the glamour nerd whose goofy laugh so neatly captures the search engine's adolescent awkwardness? We'll know soon. We hear the company's 19th employee is planning her goodbye. -
#perks
Filet mignon on menu at Google's NYC holiday party
Google is throwing not one, not two, but three holiday parties for its New York employees this year. Such is the cash-flush search engine's definition of austerity.


