Male performers ("guests") are asked to show up sober and pay a 10 euro fee towards towels, robes, and other amenities. And for that? One hour of decently legal sex with a professional. As no masks are allowed, "guests" get to show off their o-face in full streaming glory, previewable for free. Dupré's already been solicited for a brothel appearance at Nevada's legal cathouse, The Moonlite BunnyRanch. As that didn't pan out, take this unsolicited suggestion, Ashley: open your own reality brothel in Nevada, and we'll send a reporter stat. And we won't let Robert Scoble come Ustream you, we promise.

Not to mention the lawyers along the way happy to take 40 percent, knowing all along that at best a confidential deal would be struck so that Francis could get on with the business of spooning out the dozens of hours of Dupré footage to horny Web gossips. But then maybe waiting to settle was the smart economic move — the GGW site no longer features Dupré as a come-on, and if I were Francis I'd sign whatever it took to restore my sagging search rank.