Absolutely nothing. According to Dick's posts on Twitter, he begged his new bride, Jennifer Hardt, to let him post "R-rated" pictures from the couple's recent Maui wedding. After holding out for a week, she finally relented, and he posted a link to the photos on Twitter. Since Dick felt so free in sharing them, we didn't see why we should hold them back from you:

Alas, they really are only R-rated. So there's no way to verify how accurate a name "Dick Hardt" really is.

Now that we've seen the Hardts in the altogether, the only remaining mystery he's left us: After his previous company, Sxip Identity, went under, how is it that Dick had enough money to throw a wedding in Maui and pay a photographer for arty nudie pics?

Well, Sxip Identity apparently owes Sxip Networks, also founded by Hardt, $4.7 million — and owes Hardt $275,000. The angel investors have filed suit, alleging that Hardt never disclosed the existence of the other company, and that the arrangement puts Hardt in a position to recoup money from the company before other investors do. They're looking to recover their losses with damages.(Photo by Kris Krüg)