<![CDATA[Gawker: valleywag, drunk]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: valleywag, drunk]]> http://gawker.com/tag/valleywag/drunk http://gawker.com/tag/valleywag/drunk <![CDATA[Naked Man Causes Accident on I-95, We Find His MySpace Page]]> In what must be the most interesting thing to happen in Delaware since the Revolutionary War, Ardonas Gilbert was arrested for running around naked and drunk on Interstate-95. Passing motorists tried to stop him, but he attacked them and ran cursing back onto the Interstate, causing three separate accidents. Who is this fine fellow? We grabbed his MySpace Page to find out.

According his MySpace Page, Ardonas is a single and straight Black Muslim, which makes this latest foray into drunken, naked depravity especially sinful. A graduate of Chester High School, he now makes a pretty decent living as a barber/landscaper. His MySpace page also asks you to please "Fuck Off." Not today Ardonas! (Hat tip to Richard!)[NY Times]

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San Francisco dance lounge Shine is so clued in that it boasts about its address: 1337 Mission Street. Shine leetly rigged its photobooth to post directly to Flickr. (Parent company Yahoo must be proud.) The hipster hangout runs the photos across its home page.

Not satisfied with the embarrassment of drunk dialing? Try making out with a stranger and seeing it on the Internet the next day. Go ahead, stumble into that booth. Who cares about privacy? It's 1 a.m. and you're wasted.

Photos from Shinesf [Flickr]

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