Gutfeld has been hassling Doocy to add him on Facebook for weeks, even though Doocy had hit Facebook's 5,000-friend maximum. So Gutfeld must have forced Doocy to unfriend someone to make room. How cruel! Watch how Gutfeld puts the "rot" in "homerotic" as he suggests he offered the slightly fey Doocy sexual favors to get his friend request answered.

Greg, sorry to break it to you, but you're a little late with your request. Didn't you hear Doocy is maxed out on Facebook friends, having hit the site's limit? Gutfeld is also having viewers place bet on who will answer his friend requests the fastest. He calls it "facebetting." I think the guy's doing this wrong. Here's a cheat sheet out of Silicon Valley on the optimal way to use Facebook for cynical self-promotion.