<![CDATA[Gawker: valleywag, frank shaw]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: valleywag, frank shaw]]> http://gawker.com/tag/valleywag/frankshaw http://gawker.com/tag/valleywag/frankshaw <![CDATA[Microsoft's Self-Destructing Email Pink Slips]]> Fired employees often say impolite things. But only at Microsoft are their pink slips unprintable. The software giant fired 1,400 people this week — some with specially encoded, read-only email.

A tipster who saw one of the notices says the email had DRM restrictions — similar to the ones that prevent the copying of music files — that prevented it from being forwarded or printed, and instructed the fired employees to pack up their things and go home, where their severance package would be mailed. As the tipster put it: "No meeting with their boss. No meeting with HR. Nada."

It's a bit surprising that no one has raised a stink about Microsoft's email firings. Two years ago, when RadioShack laid off 400 people by email, it became a nationwide story. Perhaps Microsoft employees are more accustomed to doing business electronically. And give Microsoft HR some credit: Sparing the newly jobless an awkward, canned speech might actually be a blessing.

Update: Amusingly sarcastic Microsoft hyperflack Frank Shaw writes in a non-self-destructing series of emails:

Not accurate at all.

The company went to great efforts to notify people in person, with dignity and respect. It would have involved an email to supplement a discussion only in cases where people were remote.

And maybe nobody raised a stink because it's not true, eh?

Our source witnessed the unprintable pink slip firsthand.

(Artist's rendition of Microsoft email by Owen Thomas, using Microsoft Entourage, an actual Microsoft product)

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<![CDATA[Microsoft's comment on Yahoo, the 17-word version]]> We didn't even have to condense the latest statement Waggener Edstrom uberflack Frank Shaw sent on Yahoo chairman Roy Bostock's comments at today's shareholder meeting about Microsoft's botched negotiations to buy Yahoo: "Yahoo is attempting to rewrite history yet again with statements that are not supported by the facts.” The three-word version: "So's your mom."

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<![CDATA[Microsoft PR guy on Stevenote: Meh.]]> FlimsyLittleFuckers.jpgFrank Shaw runs Microsoft PR at Waggener Edstrom. And he's got some fighting words in reaction to Apple CEO Steve Jobs's Macworld keynote. "The event and news today made me wonder if the Apple PR model of hold and surprise was wearing thin," Shaw wrote on his blog. Oh no he didn't? Oh yes he did.

Shaw writes that Apple's "concept of holding news, building expectations and then unveiling a massive surprise" usually works — certainly it did with the iPhone —but "this recent Macworld? Not so much."

He complains that:

  • "Upon further review" frenzied fans will disdain the MacBook Air
  • The Apple TV update was "lipstick on a pig."
  • That the "closed, underpowered" MacBook Air will be a market failure.

He concludes:
There is little room for events like today in that world. Apple stepped to the plate today, IMHO, and hit ... .a single. The company won't be up to bat again for a while ... .if you are only up a few times a year, you better hit some home runs.
Like Microsoft did with the Bluetooth Notebook Mouse 5000, Frankie?]]>
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