<![CDATA[Gawker: valleywag, mariah carey]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: valleywag, mariah carey]]> http://gawker.com/tag/valleywag/mariahcarey http://gawker.com/tag/valleywag/mariahcarey <![CDATA[Mariah Carey latest to out herself as geek fetishist]]>
In this clip from Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body," Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock exudes a very charismatic dorkiness* that somehow makes the fantasy work. A reader suggests McBrayer's nerd character is modeled after Bill Gates. Come on. If that were really Gates in bed with Mimi, it would be as mismatched and unsexy as a Vista progress bar in the middle of downloading porn.

*Paul Boutin, our local heterosexual, told me I had to say it like that to avoid sounding gay. Apparently "charismatic dorkiness" is the verbal equivalent of a punch on the shoulder. Did it work?

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