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Valleywag pounding its sponsors

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:40:00 EDT

We can't say our relationship with our advertisers is as close as, say, MySpace and TechCrunch's. But we see nothing wrong with expressing our gratitude in a professional manner. Thanks go to:

Adobe, BlackBerry, Casio, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Gyration, HP TouchSmart, IE8, Mike's Election Guide, Register.com, Rovio, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, T-Mobile, TiVo, Unscrew America

Want to pound our readers with your next campaign? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag announcement tomorrow: No more Seinfeld ads!

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:40:00 EDT

Something Valleywag has in common with Microsoft: We're also not running any ads with Jerry Seinfeld in the near future. Not that there's anything wrong with that, or with the folks who do advertise with us. Thanks go to:

Blackberry, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Gilda's Club Worldwide, Gyration, HP TouchSmart, IE8, Mike's Election Guide, Register.com, Rovio, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, T-Mobile, TiVo, Unscrew America

Got a campaign ready for its next phase? Advertise on Valleywag.

Bill Gates's money much better than his acting

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:20:00 EDT

Our advertisers, thank goodness, haven't produced anything as uncomfortably awkward as Microsoft's Seinfeld commercials. Thanks go to:

BlackBerry, Chevy Fuel Solutions, IE8, Mike's Election Guide, Hotflops, Register.com, Rovio, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, T-Mobile, TiVo, Unscrew America

Got a slick come-on that doesn't feature an aging comic? Advertise on Valleywag.

Got money to spend? Valleywag's ad inventory is for you

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:40:00 EDT

The Wall Street Journal's new magazine will tell you how to fritter away your cash on luxury baubles. Some choose instead to make wise investments, like our advertisers. This week:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, IE8, Mike's Election Guide, Register.com, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, T-Mobile, Unscrew America

Looking to put your cash to work? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag advertisers are stars in our eyes

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:40:00 EDT

We wish someone would make a movie about Valleywag. But which dapper young stars would we cast as our advertisers? This week's celebrity backers:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Register.com, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, T-Mobile, Unscrew America

Fancy a turn on our casting couch? Advertise on Valleywag.

Advertisers run rings around us

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:20:00 EDT

The Olympics may rule the Web, but our advertisers rule our hearts:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Microsoft Windows, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, Unscrew America

Want to go for the gold, or, rather, share some of yours? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag puts its money where your personal information is

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:40:00 EDT

Valleywag's advertisers are so interested in you, it's a little creepy. Would a chance at winning a $300 prize salve your petty privacy concerns? If so, please take our new survey. It takes 10 minutes to complete, after which supplying your email address will enter you into a drawing for a $300 Visa gift card. Standard rules apply. The contest ends next Wednesday.

Valleywag thinks its advertisers are the future of online advertising

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:40:00 EDT

Who needs faux-sincere product placements? Our advertisers keep on coming back for good old-fashioned banners:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Eve Online, Microsoft Windows, Novint, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, Unscrew America

Want to place yourself on the list? Advertise on Valleywag.

Wal-Mart not advertising on Valleywag this week

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:20:00 EDT

No, we didn't get any money from the Walton family — we're not nearly Cuil enough. But there are some lovely advertisers we'd like to thank for funding our operations:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Eve Online, Microsoft, Novint, Sharp Aquos, Sprint, Unscrew America

Searching for a way to get on the list? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag will not tattoo advertisers' logos on its arm, sorry

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT

We love you advertiser guys, really we do. But there's one way we will not express our feelings: getting inked with your products. Otherwise permanent gratitude goes to this week's sponsors:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Eve Online, HP TouchSmart, Mighty Leaf Tea, Novint, Sharp Aquos, Starwood Hotels

Want to make our heart go "tattoo"? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag chooses advertisers as new object of love

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:40:00 EDT

Dearest advertisers: If we had a spraypaint can, we would graffiti our love — not hate — for you all over the sidewalks of the Mission. Sadly, we're all out. Thanks go to:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Eve Online, HP TouchSmart, Mighty Leaf Tea, Novint, Register.com, Sharp Aquos, Toyota

Want to get tagged? Advertise on Valleywag.

Do advertisers want Valleywag to pose topless?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:40:00 EDT

No one asked us, but if shedding our shirts is what it takes to show just how grateful we are to our advertisers, we're game. Hairy, pasty thanks go to:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, HP TouchSmart, Mighty Leaf Tea, Register.com, Toyota

Have a naked desire to join the list? Advertise on Valleywag.

Only our sponsors get Random Play on Facebook

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:40:00 EDT

Who keeps us over-thirties in skin cream, health club membership fees and fresh produce bursting with age-defying anti-oxidants from the farmer's market so that we can look young enough to pass on Facebook? Our sponsors! We'd like to wham, bam and thank:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Peer 1, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, Toyota, Unscrew America, Volkswagen

Want to hook up with our readers for some scheduled business time? Advertise on Valleywag.

In a week of gay weddings, where are Valleywag's advertisers?

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:40:00 EDT

We love our advertisers so, so much — why, if only someone would legalize it, we might have to make like Googler Orkut Buyukkokten and boyfriend Derek Holbrook and make plans to get hitched. Until advertiser-gossip blog love is legalized, we'll stay in the closet as we thank:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Symantec, Toyota

Want to conduct a marketing campaign that dare not speak its name? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag's advertisers not dating Kevin Rose, as far as we know

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:40:00 EDT

Who's Kevin Rose dating this week? We've narrowed it down — not any of the fine, upstanding institutions who advertise with us. For their abstemiousness, we'd like to thank:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Symantec, Toyota

Want to get on the list? Advertise on Valleywag.

Mystery Valleywag advertisers overflow at Gawker Media shipping facility

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

So many advertisers to thank this week! Where will we keep them all? Our supply-chain woes aren't as weighty as Apple's, but we're grateful all the same for the burden of thanking:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Peer 1, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, Toyota, Unscrew America

Whew! Want to get on the list? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag spots secret advertiser conclave on own site

Fri, 30 May 2008 19:40:00 EDT

It didn't take a paparazzo's spy camera to uncover this week's advertisers. Thanks go to:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Peer 1, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, Toyota, Unscrew America. Volkswagen

Want to get in the picture? Advertise on Valleywag.

By advertiser demand, Valleywag now under "adult supervision"

Fri, 23 May 2008 16:40:00 EDT

Our overseers haven't cracked down on us as severely as Yahoo's board has on Jerry Yang, but they're keeping a close watch on us nonetheless. Under their gaze, we'd like to thank our advertisers:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Peer 1, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, Toyota, Unscrew America

Want to give us the eye? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag advertisers are Iron Man

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:20:00 EDT

In our heads, our advertisers are all heroic entrepreneurs, growing their 5 o'clock shadows on megayachts as they invent rocket-armor suits. Indulge us our fantasies as we thank this week's advertisers:

AT&T, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, TiVo, Toyota, Unscrew America

Want to save the world? Advertise on Valleywag.

Valleywag editors suggest a supercomputer made from Valleywag advertisers

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:20:00 EDT

A supercomputer made from iPod processors? Who needs it, when we have such quantifiably intelligent advertisers this week? Thanks go to:

AT&T, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, TiVo, Toyota, Unscrew America

Want to plug into the grid? Advertise on Valleywag.