Tila Tequila's maid came an hour early and it was a HUGE imposition. It just screwed up the professional attention-getter's whole day, to say nothing of her poor little dog Onyx who has to rush through her meal outdoors like some sort of ANIMAL.

San Francisco comic Heather Gold played "freak out the neighbors" with her landlady. Cool landlady!

Twitter's Evan Williams tossed a product suggestion at his old employer. The guy does have a track record, Google, although this sounds more like an Odeo than a Blogger.com.

Online brander Damien Basile rushed out a Google Wave/tsunami joke while it was still in good taste.

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Steve Krakauer of Mediaite marveled that someone spelled the name of his website wrong. We marvel when anyone manages to spell it right.

UPDATE: The original version of this post mis-spelled Steve Krakauer's name.

The New Yorker's Susan Orlean announced her marriage to Mashable's Pete Cashmore, who will presumably elevate her above her past work as a part-time farmhand.

This is why TheFrisky's Jessica Wakeman can't have nice things.

Tila Tequila welcomes a conversation with your child, however prurient.

Paris Hilton is just fulfilling her moral obligation to entertain you, people. One does not question life advice from Marilyn Monroe. Especially when everything turned out so well for her.

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Though she once praised Twitter, Lacy has since become disillusioned by the amount of skin-centric span that's clogging her and her friends' feeds. Yes, there are ways to block the site's cabal of sluts, but Lacy argues it's far too hard, so she's offering Twitter her own advice — and knocks Tila Tequila in the process:

There's no reason why Twitter shouldn't be catching spam, or at least making it easier to report.

Unless, of course, Twitter wants to be the new MySpace (NWS). After all, a lot of that site's early growth came from call girls, strippers, and purveyors of porn. Tila Tequila, who has been pictured in Playboy, Penthouse, and other publications, even got an MTV show out of MySpace.... If Twitter wants growth for the sake of growth, porn will do that.

But knowing the founders, my guess is that the site doesn't want that kind of success. Lewd content helped hobble MySpace's advertising efforts.

With The Olds leading the Twitter revolution, Lacy insists the site do something about this madness or face the consequences. But we say there's a far easier solution: don't "follow" or click on links to people you don't know, especially if they have whorish names like "Kiki" or "Cocoa" or feature pictures of bikini-covered breasts.

Even if Lacy and other worried people do leave the site, it shows no signs of slowing down, especially since a federal judge just launched a page that educates kids on civics and DePaul University is offering a class all about the site. If anything, Lacy's arguments will only help the site: you're nobody until somebody tries to stir up a frenzy of "family values" outrage.

The dotcom heiress is best known for being Lindsay Lohan's first same-sex fling, before the actress hooked up with Sam Ronson and Semel moved on to Tequila. (She's also got a violent streak, and swears like a venture capitalist!) She showed up at a Los Angeles Borders for a book signing to promote Hooking Up With Tila Tequila. (With that title, shouldn't Semel herself have been the author?)

Socialite Life has a clip that's sure to leave you diabetic. "She's not here to beat up any fans," Tequila explains. "I'm just here to get my book signed," says Semel. Then they coo and hug and kiss, all for the cameras. Interviewed alone, Semel says she attended the event "to support my girlfriend" and that "she couldn't put the book down, for somebody with, like, major ADD problems ..." ADD problems? It's a mystery why her dad never got her a job at Yahoo. She would have fit right in.

Gossip column Page Six spotted Tequila "hooking up" with Justin Long, best known for his role as a Mac in Apple commercials, at a Vegas nightclub on Halloween. Will the Mac preference stick? Who knows, but according the a New York Post spy, Long reportedly "asked her [Tequila] to straddle him while making out." What would John Hodgman have to say about this? (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Cirque du Soleil)

"At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies," Courtenay told this "friend," who also says that "Courtenay still can't understand how Lindsay is now so open with [her current live-in girlfriend] Samantha [Ronson]," says the pal. "Every time she sees a picture of them together it kills her." Take heart, Courtenay. Daddy feels the same way about MySpace cuddling up with News Corp. At least you've got Tila Tequila. (Photos by AP and Getty)

First, we have SearchWithTilaTequila.com, described as "a fan-oriented search engine that rewards her fans with very exclusive, limited edition Tila merchandise and prizes." Sure, you might find at first that the Shot At Love star's search client isn't quite as robust as the one you use already: Nine out of ten searches, after all, bring you to the Fox's U-Bet fetishist's MySpace page. Still, if you're looking for the best fake-bisexual-endorsed celebrity search engine currently on the internet, this is probably in the top five or six.

A first look at Variety's new virtual community for Hollywood's unemployeds is after the jump!

The Biz, meanwhile, is a bold new social networking experiment from your friends at Variety: Think Second Life married with the screenwriter-heavy Starbucks at Santa Monica and Bundy. Besides offering helpful dictionary-quality definitions to must-know industry buzzwords like "connect," "careers," and "community," the homepage also offers this enticing promotional copy:

Are you from The Biz? Want to be in The Biz? Or, just love The Biz? Then you need to get in THE BIZ. Simply set up your personal profile and connect with others in the entertainment industry.

What strikes us about that—beyond the fact that if you say the words "The Biz" repeatedly, they quickly lose all sense of meaning and start sounding really weird—is that short of the UTA joblist and the Defamer Job Board (do we still do that? No? OK, then! Moving along), just how badly our community was in need of such a service—if for nothing more than facilitating meet n' greets between industry vets like user XMN3VISNARY, and the legions of aspiring starlets and D-cup-girls hoping to get a foothold into an extremely insular business.

• SearchWithTilaTequila.prodege.com
• thebiz.variety.com

Of course Tequila's been a hit on MySpace for quite some time now; she says she accepts 10,000 to 20,000 friend requests a day. I'm not sure who Facebook's most popular member is — Scoble? I know you just can't wait for the first episode of A Shot At Love With Robert Scoble.