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more about #valleywag SpyMagician: I guess it takes a lot of balls to get access to Susan’s magnificent rack. *rimshot* more » CrayonSmoothie: I don't believe any of it. I think Susan and Tim are playing a colossal practical joke on us. It's too damn weird to be real. Maybe they're doing it ... more » raincoaster: Only wankers play pingpong SEATED! Also: the British invented the game. Thought you might like to see the infamous "Whiff-Whaff" speech Boris Joh... more » nicepony: Sarandon is 62. more » sparklyharempants: I thought he was sort of cute until I saw his feet. more » Claire Buoyant: My, what a small paddle you have! more » Swifter: Many years ago when I was in high school, I had a science teacher admonish me that "Science is not about blowing things up." But, I submit that is ex... more » Go Like Hell Machine: I was discussing this earlier with someone. So, I understand that being a nuclear or weapon (or both!) researcher is a challenging job. I also recogn... more » Maybelline: I smell a Mythbusters knock off. Who is letting the scientists watch cable? Oh, nerds and their cannons. more » MissNormaDesmond: "We have met the enemy, and he is us." POGO, indeed. more » Aidan_: See kids, this is why you should work hard in school and get a PhD...so you can blow up government property. more » Scribblenerd: "A critique was held." Translation: first we laughed at them, then we yelled at them. more » raincoaster: Derivative. [www.damninteresting.com] more » Airvault: ... more » CrayonSmoothie: Whoa!!! Now THAT'S a picture! more » CrayonSmoothie: I've never studied physics, I don't have a PhD and I would certainly never qualify to be hired at a fancy government research facility but even I know... more » seyswho: I really hate to be "that guy", but just for the record it's "Project ON Government Oversight". I was about to make a slightly bitchy comment about ag... more » raincoaster: Hahahahaha, is it too late for "Best Headline of 2009" nominations? If Denton still pays for pageviews, you're gonna be a bajillionaire. more » lobstr: How about what kicked off the decade, the very fake y2k bug bullshit... more » DeadliestSin: When I posted in the thanksgiving one, I mentioned that we had just found out that my mom had an incurable brain tumor. Fast forward a few weeks, and ... more » -
#shutuptwitter
How a Fake Twitter Death Report Tragically Came True
Last night on Twitter, someone impersonating a newspaper writer falsely reported the death of football player Chris Henry. Henry died about 12 hours later, according to news reports, finally making one of Twitter's many fake stories come true.
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#yourprivacyisanillusion
The Facebook Privacy Settings You've Lost Forever
While covering Facebook's systematic elimination of privacy, we've been deluged with questions from readers asking how to restore certain Facebook privacy protections. Sadly, many such settings appear to be lost forever. Here are the most glaring examples.
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#crime
Alisher Usmanov: The Scary Russian Oligarch Seducing Silicon Valley
Alisher Usmanov is nicknamed "the hard man of Russia," but he's good at seducing the softies in California's tech community: An investment firm he backs lead a $180 million investment in Zynga, the gaming company that trafficked in scammy ads.
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#notafraidtobeservicey
The Valleywag Guide to Restoring Your Privacy on Facebook
Facebook's privacy rollback is especially terrible because it's so hard to reverse. Settings are so bewildering that even CEO Mark Zuckeberg has fiddled his two-to-three times this month. So here's a guide to re-privatizing your profile.
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#marissamayer
Google Princess Opens Up to Vogue on Her Fairy Tale Wedding
It looks like we weren't the only ones covering Marissa Mayers' wedding yesterday: Google's cyborg polar fairy tried to give Vogue the exclusive on her hugely extravagant San Francisco nuptials, which were even more grandiose than we'd been told.
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#rant
Facebook's Great Betrayal
Facebook's privacy pullback isn't just outrageous; it's a landmark turning point for the social network. Facebook has blundered before, but the latest changes are far more calculated. The company has, in short, turned evil.
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#facebook
Facebookarazzi: Stalking Celebrities Just Got a Whole Lot Easier
The implications of Facebook's recent privacy rollback will likely take months to reveal themselves. But it's already clear they go beyond Mark Zuckerberg's stash of intimate pics; we're already starting to learn new things about Hollywood celebrities.
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#photogallery
Facebook CEO's Private Photos Exposed by the New 'Open' Facebook
Facebook controversially forced profile pictures into public and pushed users to share candids with the whole world. So now we're blessed with pics of the social network's young CEO shirtless, romantic, clutching a teddy bear, and looking plastered.
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#disasters
Facebook Wants to Steal Your Friends
Facebook's new "privacy" settings are even more nefarious than they first appeared: The social network has formally nationalized your friends list, like some Cuban sugar plantation, and published it to people who hate you. You have no choice.
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#yourprivacyisanillusion
Facebook Begins 'Privacy' Con
It would seem our conspiracy theory is coming true: Facebook's big push to give you "more control of your information" is actually an initiative to get you to give up control of your information. Step one: Frame greed as concern.
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#project
The Laziest Journalists on Twitter
Reporters everywhere are in love with "crowdsourcing," in which sources magically come to them, saving the reporters several backbreaking telephone calls. But some correspondents have gotten embarrassingly addicted to this journalistic crack cocaine. And it's time for a intervention.
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#requestforinformation
Is Google's Cupcake Princess Planning to Electronically Track Her Wedding Guests?
We're still gathering details on the fairy-tale wedding Google's glamour geek Marissa Mayer is having this weekend. The latest: Guests are murmuring about some sort of tracking system that sounds as creepy as SkyNet — or Google itself.
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#holidaze
Yelp's Holiday Party Way Lustier Than Yours
At Yelp, every review is a chance for free drinks, every email a chance for distasteful punning — and every company party a chance to leer, spank and orgy out. Judging from the pictures, 2009's holiday bash was no exception.
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#conspiracytheories
Facebook's New 'Privacy' Scheme Smells Like an Anti-Privacy Plot
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg issued an open letter to his 350+ million users; you probably saw it this morning when logging in. Facebook will kill regional networks like "New York." Why? To trick you.
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#revenge
How to Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
The internet is turning us all into nasty, vengeful monsters, according to a Wall Street Journal columnist's trend piece. And you can become one of those monsters, by using the eye-opening tactics outlined in the article. Service-y!
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#culturewars
Let's Fight About a Gay-Sex Videogame This Christmas Season
Dragon Age: Origins has taken the terribly awkward genre of videogame dialog and melded it with gay romance and, also gay sex scenes. Who, in these United States, could possibly object to foisting this content on teenaged boys? More » -
#rumors
LEAK: The Google Phone "Is a Certainty"
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#media
A Glimpse of Google without News Corp.: No Big Loss
The media world is in a (relative) uproar over what the implications of News Corp. pulling its content off Google would be. But! A three-part Gawker investigation-type thing indicates the impact might be quite minimal for you, the consumer. Observe:
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#meltdowns
What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?
Besides his Patrick Bateman hair, obviously. The San Francisco mayor and obvious prick went into hiding after mysteriously quitting the governor's race, and his silence-breaking TV interview was a mess.
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#valleyspawn
Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
Courtenay Semel, the sapphic spawn of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is quoted in the lesbian magazine Curve dissing former lady friend Lindsay Lohan. Then she complains that the media twists her relationships. The nerve of this one.
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