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    Swordfish: This just gives the TSA the greenlight to put in those GE Puffing machines everywhere, like they have at the Statue of Liberty. It sees your entire bo... more »
    gawkimo: All those "let's profile Muslims" people haven't explained to me how this would work. It's not like Muslims have a particular look. They're not wearin... more »
    lawyergay: I love the fact that the Times, which held the warrantless wiretapping story until after the 2004 election at the request of the Bush administration, ... more »
    triplethreat: @Fosterkamer: "Working in print" wouldn't help you, as the rules explicitly say you can't have reading materials. That includes books and magazines. more »
    jackanapes001: Foster--Your shirt design has "Moustache Rides, Five Cents" beat by a mile. How about "I'm with stupid, but I'm paying my own way?" more »
    i'm a bottle: "The sterile period?" Did DeLillo come up with that? more »
    heartbreakturnip: I'd do her. Wait, who? What the hell are we talking about? Autograph this! This is all a lot of kvetching at the end of the world. You will know t... more »
    Gunsetpark: Go back and listen to daughters, bitches. more »
    snugbug: On a positive personal note, this brings up the number of (living) famous Dutch people I'm aware of to a grand total of five: Filmmakers Paul Verhoeve... more »
    lalie (apologetic mess): This guy is the incarnation of what it means to be American. more »
    D2theMatthews: As silly as this all is, the TSA has no control over who gets onto a plane in Lagos and gets his connection in Amsterdam. The blame lies with the airl... more »
    bitch_pleaze: Why is it ok for the news agencies to profit from this story (e.g. newspapers sold, advertising sold, page hits, etc, etc) but not the newsmaker? News... more »
    Unsolicited Advice: What, don't you want to be safe? more »
    pinkteapot: It's a good thing they confiscated my nail file and Nars lipgloss on my last flight. I could've killed someone, Macgyver style. more »
    fatmonalisa: Thank god I only fly internationally on Virgin. They treat me so well I almost want to give Richard Branson a handjob. more »
    twoeightnine: I can't wait until someone tries to blow up a plane with sunglasses and the TSA bans cell phones. more »
    Matt Cherette: Also, I'm flying to NYC tomorrow and can't wait for bullshit like this. Although, my flight is at 6:40 AM so I'll probably just sleep the whole time, ... more »
    D2theMatthews: Tuesday morning is going to be that much more enjoyable, thanks terrorist. more »
    blackeyedsue: Gross. Did you see how he said the flight attendants were "also heros"? He doesn't mind tooting his own horn, does he? more »
    belltolls: They still haven't paid me for the 37 Bic lighters they confiscated (now you can carry them) and my 12 mini-Swiss Army knives you attach to your key r... more »
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