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    DennyCrane: I think the thing I'm most upset about is that there's someone out there willing to do a $10 million deal with Francis, and that this entity is classy... more »
    BettyCrocker: He looks like a bewaxed monkey in that glam shot. Also - orange fake tans are bad, but at least those who have them don't look like they were just ha... more »
    Jacques-SweatyTechnique-Paysan: He makes the tools on Jersey Shore sound articulate. more »
    TheUptightMidwesterner: C'mon, how can a walking pile of steamy dog shit be all that bad when he gets his chest waxed like that? Joe, go fuck yourself and die a thousand pain... more »
    drunkexpatwriter: Denton should sue him for calling him retarded. Also, in Joe's line of working getting called a rapist is not likely to cost him a contract. His job ... more »
    Matt Cherette: What's with the random spacing after sentences? At first I thought it was Old Person Syndrome--where he puts in two spaces thinking he's on a typewrit... more »
    sparkyl: Jesus Gabriel, are you CRAZY??? Did you not read the confidentiality notice at the bottom of the e-mail??? Your fucked now! more »
    OMG! Ponies!: Perhaps Gaby should throw in a libel counterclaim for Joe Francis called Nick Denton "mentally retarded". more »
    TheLemon: Douché, Joe. Douché. more »
    son of spam: He's just an illiterate media whore. Notice the Page Six and TMZ cc's. He and Denton ought to send each other thank you notes for all of the attentio... more »
    manchops: That photo is so hilarious, it's like the cartoon tom and jerry where you suck in your midsection so hard it inflates into your upper body. Who first ... more »
    Tammany_Fall: I love that he "signed" his last name. Just in case it wasn't clear which rapey illiterate asshat "Joe" at GGW we were dealing with. more »
    The Real JR: "Your fucked" what? What got fucked? ENGLISH, you douche. Learn to write it AND THEN furiously send off a scathing missive. Your stupid. more »
    scarcat: Frankly, let's face it - Gaby Darbyshire is the best writer for Gawker Media ever. more »
    superelastic: I don't understand. The rapist thing *hurts* his reputation? more »
    FitnessMadeSimple: This is made funnier by the confidentiality notice at the end of the Douche's email. more »
    Richard Lawson: "...harder than I have ever went after anyone..." really says it all, no? more »
    Airvault: So does that warning above his hunk shot mean we can't use that photo to make Blingees? Because, yes, I'm about to. more »
    TheSometimesWhy: And the caption for the accompanying image reads "Now did I take out that butt plug or is that just the head of one of my assistant's?" more »
    miss_msry: Well, he raped me with his eyes. more »
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