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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    07:51 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I just want to say I love this feature more than anything on the Internet, pretty much ever, and please don't let it or Phyllis Nefler ever go away. Thank you. #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07:36 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    FROM THE TIPLINE: a shadowy source who "works for the city" has confirmed that the office of Marty Markowitz sends these certificates to every couple that gets married in Brooklyn. How have none of you sent these along before? I honestly think they are created with Kid Pix. #weddings
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07:27 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Dr. Jupiter is keeping her last name not only because it's cool, but because otherwise she would become Marisa Miller... and think of all the Google mishaps that would cause. #weddings
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    05:59 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I just looked at the slide show of the puppet monkey wedding, and now I want to marry both of them. And the guy who came to the wedding in a box-based costume. #weddings
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    04:27 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I have been wondering what to do with this jar of horseradish I bought for like a tsp in a recipe six months ago. #weddings
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    06:55 PM

    @MattGaymon: If there is any justifiable reason to chain yourself to another human being, it is to find a way to get rid of old food stuffs without throwing them away outright. I'm sure at some point I'll settle down just to get rid of all those goddamn cans of rotels I keep forgetting I already have when I'm shopping for salsa supplies. #weddings
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    07:49 PM

    @MattGaymon: Bloody Marys? #weddings
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    08:52 PM

    @cassandra: Hmm, I guess I am not into those enough to make them for myself. I obviously need to change my outlook is what's really the issue here. #weddings
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    04:20 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    Gawker, by putting a photo of someone I actually know from the bad old days in this post, should expect a bill from my therapist. (I'm saying my bartender is going to send you my unpaid tab.) #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05:09 PM

    @ronniedobbs: Ooh, I'm having a fun time guessing to myself which one is the perp. #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    03:44 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    I am so confused by Melissa Johnson and Timothy Lagasse. Seriously , they couldn't have had this shit a week earlier? The rest was so meh , there was someone I was going to comment on by forgot and they must not be that interesting #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05:32 PM

    @adiam7: They were married on Oct. 30 - those featured weddings are always on at least a week's lag. #weddings
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10:08 PM

    @Phyllis Nefler: Thank God! These people deserved a Halloween wedding #weddings
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03:31 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
    What would the point loss (or gain) be for being the chief speechwriter for Jon Gosselin? #weddings
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07:41 PM

    @Private Hangnail: (giggling) #weddings
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    05:56 AM

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Seriously, would you LOOK at some of these comments? What does it take to revive Zombie Jack Ketch? #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Wow, this guy pulled a real boner. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/07/09

    @MisterHippity: Aw, cum on--he's going through a hard time and I'm sure he feels like a total jerk-off. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/07/09

    @DahlELama: He made an ass of himself, all right. What a fuck-up. He's in pretty deep.
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    Image of b4nt4 b4nt4
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    yikes...i feel bad for them, but this kind of stuff does happen on the internet too easily so the caveat lies there. but really, i feel horrible for her kids. how embarrassing and much worse for them to have to deal with. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of b4nt4 b4nt4
    11/07/09

    In reply to Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear
    jane aldridge: teenage fashion blogger turned vogue it-girl, turned urban outfitters designer and chanel-invitee to the crillon ball. even kanye west said he wanted to work with her. [seaofshoes.com] #wehateyourkids
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    No wonder nobody ever likes my emails about the benefits of my CUM... I don't capitalize or follow it up with a smiley face. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of random_play random_play
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Whose knee is that? It reminds me of Melissa Gira. Sheila also has very nice knees. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/07/09

    In reply to Cornell Employees' Email Blunder from Hell
    Allow me to be the first person in this thread to act the scold and say I wish we didn't make things like this news.

    These are not public figures, this is harmless and it could have happened to any of us.

    /sex joke #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    11/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: I'm with ya. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of registered registered
    11/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: You're not alone. I thnk this is horrifying. #thewaywelivenow
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/07/09

    @registered: @ deardearfriend: People in the world are attracted to one another sexually, sometimes when they are married. The further they deviate from norms of pop culture attractiveness, the more this becomes news. #thewaywelivenow
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