Hey waggers, Valleywag's writer got mugged last night (and punched in the face. It was actually kind of awesome), so posting today might be slow and grumpy. But I'm gonna milk this for all the sympathy it's worth, so if you wanna make this an easy Friday for me, send in your juiciest tips to tips@valleywag.com. Each good tip today earns a comment account.

Meanwhile, check out the last two posts from yesterday; they're real keepers.

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