• By Nicholas Carlson
    Dec 18, 2007 6:22 PM 114,729
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    The Genius Bar can help you only so much

    This photo, taken at the new 14th Street Apple Store, shows that the Genius Bar can solve computer malfunctions, but not wardrobe ones. Where's our promised "Apple Elites" now, Fake Steve? Best caption wins our spot in line. (Photo by Meredith Scardino)


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