The new tech bubble's totally going to be a movie some day (who owns the rights? Adam Curry?), so we may as well pick the cast ahead of time. Today's casted character is Jason Calacanis, the AOL exec who built Weblogs, Inc. and turned Netscape into a high-profile junk drawer.

Blogger Josh Hallett figured Macaulay Culkin should play Jason:

While a reader preferred "Life Goes On" actor Chris Burke:

But facial recognition site MyHeritage.com nails it — Jason Calacanis is a dead ringer for French singer Alizée. Now that's hot.

Earlier casting: Harrison Ford is Steve Ballmer

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