Remember when all you had to worry about on Facebook was some awkward acquaintance adding you on Facebook too soon? (You know, like they talked to you at lunch once and instantly wanted to be your friend?) Maybe sometimes you got invited to the "Two and a Half Men is TV's Greatest Show" group? But now I'm getting bombarded with crap like "Jim-bob wants to share movies with you" and "Janiqua wants to share secrets." No, I don't want "free gifts." No, I don't want to be a zombie. No, iDon'tLike. So stop spamming me every time you get an app. (Unless it's that rocking graffiti wall.)

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