AAAAAAAARGH! Leander Kahney, our prime suspect as the anonymous writer behind Fake Steve Jobs, just went on the record to deny authorship of the spoof online diary of Apple's legendary founder. Kahney — who's managing editor of Wired.com and author of a forthcoming tongue-in-cheek book on the Apple boss' management wisdom — finally wrote in. "Wow, you accumulated so much evidence, I'm half convinced myself. Unfortunately, I'm not fake steve, and I've no idea who he is. The only one here who knows is the EIC evan hanson (he cuts the sponsorship checks) and he's not saying." Fake Steve Jobs, whoever you are: you are seriously messing with my head. But I will hunt you down.