Last night, Yelp held a fantastic bash for its users, giving geeks a lesson in real San Francisco partying. Valleywag intern Beth Gottfried dug through the photos by Mitchell Aidelbaum and added commentary.

Like a series of tubes, interconnected.

"Maybe if I close my eyes I can pretend I'm not inhaling."

"MUCH better than butter, Russel."

"Dude, They're Siamese. I swear! I can put my hand on both their shoulders."

"I was told there would be cute Emo boys. Where are the cute Emo boys?"

"We're so strung out. Ha ha, our little joke. Actually pulling this string undoes her dress."

"Honey, you know I only like being touched there at GigaOM Events."

"There are free passes if I'm press or if I promise to kiss girls."

"Those Web 2.0 Hotties can eat me."

"Wait. How can you be taking a picture of me if...I'm so confused!"

"I'm too hip to care."

"It's really unkind of you not to forward the casual dress memo."

Photos: Yelp Elite at SFMOMA [Mitchell Aidelbaum on Flickr]

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