"The day before Google went public in 2004, Wayne Rosing, then the vice president for engineering, stood on a stage during a companywide meeting and brandished a baseball bat. He threatened to use it on anyone's car in the Google parking lot that was anything flashier than a 3 Series BMW." — NYT reporter John Markoff details the Googletards' militant ban on conspicuous consumption. Because really, two Boeing jetliners is all anyone needs.

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