The change came quietly. Few noticed, at first. But yesterday morning, Google turned against its long-held motto and became evil. The appearance of the sign? On every stock ticker.

And even better? The ad Google served up alongside its devilish stock price:

We always suspected that Google was evil, and Googlers were all about the money. But even the company's own search engine and ad-targeting system confirm it now.

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