By Nick Douglas, 3:49 PM on Wed Aug 2 2006, 183 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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The Divine Wind of a Thousand Pizzas (delivered by a publicity-hungry dot-com) failed to impress at least one Google employee, who writes in:

That Cambrian House pizza happened to be quite terrible, too.

If you're gonna bring pizza here, at least make it better than the stuff on our menu:

" LE PIZZE
Cajun Pork Tasso
with onions, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce
*Veggie
Eggplant, sun-dried tomato, mozzarella cheese, mercamps cheese and pizza sauce
**Vegan Cheese with Veggies

CALZONE
Salami
with ricotta and mozzarella cheeses"

In other news, "Divine Wind of a Thousand Pizzas" would make a great startup name.

Earlier: Dot-com brings free pizza to Googlers, kicked out by chefs who cook free food for Googlers