Ladies of Google, take Jay to lunch!

So many creeps on Craigslist's classifieds just want a quick lay or a dark affair ("No one has to get hurt — just let me lie to my wife"). "Strictly platonic" poster Jay just wants to have lunch.

Hello Beautiful women of Google,

WOW, where do I begin...your beautiful. There are so many good looking women working at Google and I want to meet one of you. How do I know? Because I work near by and see lot's of you hotties walking or riding those sketchy little scooters. What's in that white lunch box?

That's my MO, to have an opportunity to see first hand what's inside the Google cafeteria...We could eat lunch together and have a great conversation about life!

I am a SWM. Educated and working in IT. I am also open minded, happy to be alive. six foot tall, 160 lbs and I have really nice green eyes.

What do you say... Lunch?

Please

Make it a great day
Jay

How can you look into those baby greens and deny him? Ladies of Google, e-mail Jay and share the wonder of the Googleplex!

thank you for calling Google - m4w - 30 (mountain view) [Craigslist]

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