You think you have it rough, little cube farmer? Try working at Valleywag. We ragged on egoblogger Robert Scoble when he became a fan of himself so it's only fair that we do the same to the Valleywag — my boss, Owen Thomas. I hate Facebook spammers, and he's become one. Next thing you know he'll be buying some bulldogs and filming himself driving down the highway. *shudder* I quit. I'm going to go work for Boutin at Wired or WSJ or wherever he's slacking off today.

At least Mr. Valleywag is self-aware enough to know that he's a shameless Facetard. The worst part? Owen only has one fan.

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