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Toned Yahoo!

weiner_altered_coffee.jpgJeff Weiner, one of the executives who parachuted into Yahoo with Terry Semel, is smart-for-Hollywood. The Yahoo SVP, a rising star at the company, gets credit even among curmudgeonly Yahoo veterans for revamping the portal's search engine, and other offerings.

Whatever. We're way more interested in the dark-haired 35-year-old's boast that his body is firm and toned. See, there's a reason Yahoo's free snacks aren't as lavish as Google's. Colleagues found the description on Weiner's profile on JDate, the dating service for Jewish singles, and those who love them. (Oh, by the way, Yahoo Personals too goyisch for you?)

Our Yahoo spies report the following exchange at a product meeting.

Jeff Weiner: "So how's the project going?"


Project manager, on the spot: "Well, on schedule."

Project manager, growing cocky, to the point of foolhardiness: "In fact, I'd go so far as to describe the project as firm, and toned.

Weiner's now engaged. Cute couple! Sexy stubble!. So he's probably taken down the JDate profile. But Photoshop is a great aid to the imagination. Jean-Paul Tremblay's mockup, after the jump.

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