Google's CEO is sloppy, says an attendee at the Search Engine Strategies conference. "I just took a piss next to Eric [Schmidt] from Google, and he didnt wash his hands after," says this reader from Atlanta.

"He just finished a keynote speech, was asking his rep, who watched him piss, how he did. How certain answers were, blah blah blah. Didn't even glance at a row of empty sinks."

In other Google celeb news, a reader pointed out that Lucy Southworth, the girlfriend of Larry Page, is already the Google co-founder's "significant-other wallpaper." She's the only unnamed person in this news photo from The Hindu.

What exec have you spotted in the Starbucks frappuccino line (or the Google Dance conga line)? Tell us all about it (what were they wearing? did they look well?) in the comments or at tips@valleywag.com.

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