'I can't code on heroin'

CONFONZ — As Valleywag's Macworld correspondent roams around Moscone Center in the stolen clothing of a now-unconscious teamster, he overhears a lovely gem from behind the black curtains of Apple's booth. And here, dear reader, is the best Apple employee quote ever, one that sums up the entire "working for Apple" experience:

I don't care what anyone says, I like heroin and coke together. I can't code on heroin, and I can't sit still on coke. [Confonz is an anonymous conference goer who contributes to Valleywag]

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