You'd have thought that, if an internet company spent a billion dollars trying to make it in Hollywood, there would be at least one perk: a decent entertainer at the corporate Christmas party. In previous years, Yahoo's booked cool bands like Flaming Lips and Ozomatli. The star attraction this year, at Yahoo's December 9th shindig at the San Mateo Expo Center? Baldie singer Chris Daughtry, who crashed out of this year's American Idol in fourth place. It's a terrible disappointment, says a disgruntled Yahoo. We hope, at least, that Daughtry will tailor his song selection to Yahoo's current mood. A suggestion, Hemorrhage (In My Hands), which took him past the first round of the TV talent show.

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