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Picture of the Day
The headline Mark Zuckerberg deserves

By Megan McCarthy, 6:53 PM on Mon Aug 20 2007, 2,568 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Legendary satire publication The Onion presents a faux-magazine cover story with the headline every editor in the Valley wishes he could run about Facebook's CEO — but knows he can't. (Image by The Onion)

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