If you're not Eric Schmidt's girlfriend, in which case we hear there's a cushy gig waiting for you, get ready for a fresh start at Valleywag Jobs:

• Lead Designer / Art Director at dynamic start-up - U.S. News Ventures, Reston, VA (Greater Washingto DC areadesign-)
• Mobile Hacker - Bebo.com, San Francisco, CA (SOMA)
• Director of Marketing - Peanut Labs, San Francisco, CA
• Senior User Interface/Experience Designer - Big Tent Design, San Francisco, CA
• Marketing Analyst - Equilibrium, San Francisco, CA
• Programmer for Web Games Startup - Kongregate, San Francisco, CA
• ...and more

For only $25 your job could be here! Submit it today.

The author of this post can be contacted at tips@gawker.com