Since the great "Hot Coffee" scandal of 2005 — when a sex minigame was discovered in the code of "Grand Theft Auto III: San Andreas" — legislators have redoubled efforts to save the children from violent videogames. Everyone from Hillary Clinton to California state senator Leland Yee has attempted to regulate the sale of violent games to minors. Most efforts have died horrible deaths thanks to this little thing we like to call the First Amendment. Just last month California's 2005 videogame law (which would require violent game packages to be marked "adult only" and be plastered with a giant "18," and it would fine retailers who sell games to minors up to $1,000) was ruled unconstitutional in federal district court. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will have none of that. On Wednesday he appealed the decision, stating, "We have a responsibility to our kids and our communities to protect against the effects of games that depict ultraviolent actions." Of course, for every study that "proves" violent videogames cause violent behavior, there's a study debunking it. Never mind that the Governator is hardly the best antiviolence role model for kids.

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