Baidu, the Chinese search engine, has launched a set of "smart" chopsticks called Kuaisou, which it claims "can detect oils containing unsanitary levels of contamination," as well as PH levels, temperature, and calories. The intelligent utensil is sort of like Vessyl, the magical cup, except for solid food.
Add another section in your cutlery drawer because there's more where that came from. Nothing is allowed to be dumb anymore except ideas.
[Image and video via iqiyi.com]