The Last Page of Randi Zuckerberg's Book Is the Only One You Must Read

Professional sibling Randi Zuckerberg usually only appears in the dim lower strata of our digital consciousness when she's fucked something up: maybe it's a canceled Bravo reality series, or a privacy gaffe. And yet, she was paid to write two books. Here's the only part that matters.

I'm not sure which of the two titles this finale is from (one of the books is for children, and the other one is for more stupid children), but that's neither here nor there: not only is Mark Zuckerberg's useless sister a published author, she had to use a cloud of hashtags to hit her word count requirement. For more Zuckerberg content, head straight to Zuckerberg Media, the premiere destination for all things Zuckerberg.

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