The bipartisan House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee has an important message for you on this Independence Day weekend: if you're frustrated by traffic, try a $3,000 private helicopter. It's #innovation, and that's as American as it gets.

There's no way to know exactly which Capitol Hill intern hit publish on this one, but committee chairman Bill Shuster's mug pairs well with the tweet. If you see Rep. Shuster on the beach this weekend, ask if you can hitch a chopper ride back.