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Greek tech investor and self-described filthy senior citizen George Polis is angry about dividends! But first, he'd like to tell you, and all Yahoo present shareholders, that he's attracted to the company's CEO. Yep, this was just as gross to listen to as we thought it'd be.

Mayer does a great job of ignoring dirty George. I wish only that we could see him, and all his resplendent Greek dirt.