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		    <title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson's Memorial Service: Free Online Tickets, "Broadcast Live Around The World"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307053/michael-jacksons-memorial-service-free-online-tickets-broadcast-live-around-the-world#c14039938">Pope John Peeps II</a>: When did he admit he got them drunk? That charge was dismissed along with the rest of them due to lack of evidence. The lack of evidence included scientific evidence, not just witness testimony by individuals who admitted they had committed perjury before. During the search of his house, they sliced off the top and bottom of his mattress, removed it and tested it for the kid's DNA. None found. On the bed he had apparently been molested on.</p>
<p>I read a very interesting profile of pedophiles written by an expert psychiatrist. He stated that, as they get older, they become more insatiable and depraved. Nobody could cover that up. Eventually it comes out. Just like it did for Gary Glitter when he decided to get his computer repaired.</p>
<p>I hope you have read the court testimony. If not, check out www.thesmokinggun.com.</p>
<p>You are correct that it was the insurance company that chose to settle the Chandler case. The reason was that the civil trial would have preceded the criminal trial. The prosecution could not run the criminal trial due to lack of evidence, so they were prepared to keep it open until the statute of limitations expired and hoped to find evidence before then. MJ and his legal team wanted to go to court and did not want to settle. The insurance company did because of the perceived harm to his career from the prolonged litigation = limit earnings. The settlement document stated it was not an admission of guilt and did not prevent future criminal prosecution. The litigants chose to withdraw. I know this has been said several times, but wouldn't you want to see your child's attacker in prison and prevent harm to other children? Remember Ron Goldman? He wanted to see OJ fry.</p>
<p>Make sure you read all about how Jordy Chandler's dad gave him sodium amytal in the dentist chair to elicit a confession by asking leading questions, then tried to state it was used for anaesthesia. No, it is not. It is a psychiatric drug which induces a hypnotic state and has been associated with elicitation of false repressed memories. Nice thing to do to your 12 year old son, huh?</p>
<p>I wonder how that would have come across in court?</p>
<p>Don't forget the psychiatrist who gave Evan Chandler a letter stating he believed molestation had occurred after having heard only a hypothetical series of events from Chandler over the phone. He had not met the child, let alone conducted a clinical assessment. There's your expert witness, Your Honour.</p>
<p>Chandler then requested a meeting with MJ, gave him a hug when they met and then presented this letter to MJ to outline his case for compensation. Because I would hug a man who I thought had sodomised my child, wouldn't you?</p>
<p>This is all documented, witnessed by lawyers and was going to be presented as evidence for the defence. No wonder they ran with the money.</p>
<p>I'll break the fucking sarcasm detector.</p> <p>bluemoonday</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm sorry, but did she intimate that our world would be better with more retarded children? Because that alone is reason enough to get out the hook for her.</p>
<p>To paraphrase Dan Akroyd: Sarah, you ignorant slut!</p> <p><a href="http://">TripMcCane</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Something You Can Not Describe The Feelings You Have For Without Sounding Like A Terrible Person]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5307197/something-you-can-not-describe-the-feelings-you-have-for-without-sounding-like-a-terrible-person#c14036905">Rumpelstilskin</A>: Me, too, but only after other comments led me to do so. I thought it was a typo. Love the "synonyms" here!</P>
<P><A href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/scarpering">[www.thefreedictionary.com]</A></P> <p><a href="http://">downlow</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA["We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5307219/we-cant-be-consumed-by-our-petty-differences-anymore?t=14039624#c14040214">MattyMcboy</A>: Mmmhmmm....most juicy, as I suspected! Embezzelment? Wonderful! She should'a kept her shizz on the, ya know, downlow. But, to be fair, it has always been plain to me that Sarah and Todd (and, hell, Bristol and Levi, et al) are opportunists of the worst kind...exploiting patriotism and subverting patriotism for their own personal gain and at the same time making a mockery of religion and a multitude of other sins. I'm not religious but I am patriotic and the shit she pulled really pissed me off. I thought nothing could be worse than Bush/Cheney using 9/11 as an excuse for Iraq but she dove deeper. Yuck.</P> <p><a href="http://">downlow</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307136/why-did-sarah-palin-resign#c14036170">Weegee's bored</a>: Oh come on, she has mounted heads all over her walls. She's not going to flinch if some stud mounts hers.</p> <p><a href="http://">TripMcCane</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307136/why-did-sarah-palin-resign#c14036132">Weegee's bored</a>: Yeah, because Schwarzenegger gave her acting lessons -- so what's your point again?</p> <p><a href="http://">TripMcCane</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA["We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is this like a Stalinist purge, but without all the gore?</p> <p><a href="http://www.hospitalmentaltijuana.com">Uncle_Billy_Slumming</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA["We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Breaking News!</p>
<p>I'm bored, and Gawker is off work... nice.</p> <p>Tristan Alécksandt</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5307136/why-did-sarah-palin-resign?#c14036770">Calraigh</A>: Agreed! She seems like she is running scared. I can't wait to find out why.</P> <p><a href="http://">downlow</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Emotionally devastated by the death of Jeff Goldblum, which she could see from her porch.</p> <p>KaiserSousa</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA["We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307219/we-cant-be-consumed-by-our-petty-differences-anymore#c14039667">MisterHippity</a>: I've been reading this shit for weeks from Tucson and loving every minute of her demise.  Cackling over the cauldron full of vodka as we speak.</p> <p><a href="http://">MattyMcboy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[What Could Be Better Than an <i>Asteroids</i> Movie?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5306309/what-could-be-better-than-an-asteroids-movie#c14008647">rudi_freude</a>: That was... pretty good!</p> <p>SisterSonny</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's just exactly as she explained.  As a lame duck Governor she'd just lie around the mansion all, drawing a salary to loaf because lame duck governors have absolutely no duties, occasionally wasting taxpayer money going on junkets to countries that aren't America.  Darn it!  That just isn't our Sarah!</p> <p>onebadclam</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Stop Smoking and Kill Yourself]]></title>
		    <link><![CDATA[http://gawker.com/5306477/stop-smoking-and-kill-yourself#c14040196]]></link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5306477/stop-smoking-and-kill-yourself#c14016475">Go Like Hell Machine</a>: I enjoy all of those. And if it weren't for the cigarettes, I'd be a fat-ass soda fiend chomping at the bit waiting for my next vicodinazepam fix!</p> <p>SisterSonny</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[New York State Senate Losing Their Allowance Until They Can Learn To Stop Being Children]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Can I suggest a strikethrough on "New York" in the last sentence?</p> <p><a href="http://wordsmoker.com/2009/02/06/why-i%E2%80%99m-going-to-have-sexualdimensional-reassignment-surgery/">Mount_Prion</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA["We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307219/we-cant-be-consumed-by-our-petty-differences-anymore#c14039624">MisterHippity</a>: It has to be.  No one resigns from the squishy goodness of Governor because they want to pass the ball.  It just doesn't happen.</p> <p><a href="http://">Pinekatz</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[New York State Senate Losing Their Allowance Until They Can Learn To Stop Being Children]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Not doing you job...you shouldn't get paid. It's time the Senators learn this lesson the hard way. Bravo Mr. DiNapoli.</p> <p><a href="n/a">thor79</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gawker.com/5307136/why-did-sarah-palin-resign?t=14035386#c14035386">TedSez</A>: Oh God, after seeing the speech I'm just dying to know what "they" have on her. I'm sure it's gonna be good. I'm reminded of when Newt G. was questioned by the press after the news of Monica broke and he said "well, let's just wait and see...no need to draw conclusions now" cuz of course HE'D been screwing around himself. i have a feeling there is more to this out-of-character announcement than meets the eye....</P> <p><a href="http://">downlow</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Now if they'll just do this to everyone in California.</p> <p>jacobestes</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307214/new-york-state-senate-losing-their-allowance-until-they-can-learn-to-stop-being-children#c14038499">MelitaPolyhymnia</a>: Your comment is really long.</p> <p>jacobestes</p>]]></description>
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		    <link><![CDATA[http://gawker.com/5307214/new-york-state-senate-losing-their-allowance-until-they-can-learn-to-stop-being-children#c14039999]]></link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307214/new-york-state-senate-losing-their-allowance-until-they-can-learn-to-stop-being-children#c14039734">Terrafractal</a>: no you don't have to...  every state is approaching disaster now...</p> <p>funyuns are awesome in phx</p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson's Memorial Service: Free Online Tickets, "Broadcast Live Around The World"]]></title>
		    <link><![CDATA[http://gawker.com/5307053/michael-jacksons-memorial-service-free-online-tickets-broadcast-live-around-the-world#c14039938]]></link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307053/michael-jacksons-memorial-service-free-online-tickets-broadcast-live-around-the-world#c14037716">MadamButterfloozy</a>: Oh come ON.  That whole thing was absolute crap and you know it. You're blatantly being an apologist for his whole life just why... because you liked his music? Quit being so full of it.</p>
<p>Michael Jackson had no more problems than millions of other abused children. Case closed. Whether he was able to move on from that was the rest of that story. To say that he was nothing but a victim of his circumstances is basically to demean all those other victims.</p>
<p>And if there were no molested children, why did Jackson's handlers settle out of court with so many, for so much money. IF there was no molestation then why? Because of the appearance of molestation? Well why did it appear that way? Because JAckson arranged to spend nights sleeping next to young boys that he had admittedly gotten drunk on wine?</p>
<p>WELL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. GOL DARNIT.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Pope John Peeps II</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307136/why-did-sarah-palin-resign#c14038106">if_i_only_had_a_heart</a>: I think we can safely eliminate any option that does not include (a).</p> <p><a href="http://">DontMakeMe</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA["We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://gawker.com/5307219/we-cant-be-consumed-by-our-petty-differences-anymore#c14039667">MisterHippity</a>: Look, I'm down, but you need to get paid for this! Seriously!</p> <p><a href="http://wordsmoker.com/2009/02/06/why-i%E2%80%99m-going-to-have-sexualdimensional-reassignment-surgery/">Mount_Prion</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <title><![CDATA[New York State Senate Losing Their Allowance Until They Can Learn To Stop Being Children]]></title>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Do I have to pay attention to this if I live in New Hampshire? I feel a strange obligation to do so despite my really small minimally bureaucratic senate. Probs 'cause my dad's from Long Island... and this IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS POOR NY???? MMmmmm gin fizzes and DEMOCRACY go great together; and if I ever live in New York (state or city) I will be sure to pay super EXTRA close attention. Happy fourth. Give em' hell, NYers.</p>
<p>I never had a star; so do what you will with this :/</p> <p>Terrafractal</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Terrafractal]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:28:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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