Y Combinator's summer Demo Day is currently underway, with 49 starry-eyed startups pitching their dubious-sounding "x for y" taglines—Mint for legal spend, Yammer for the mobile workforce, Kickstarter for commercial real estate, etc.—in front of a group of potential investors, which apparently includes former football star Joe Montana.

Perhaps Montana was trying to rally the natives for the four-star hotel/restaurant/sports bar complex he wants to build next to the 49ers new Silicon Valley stadium? Regardless, the hall-of-famer wasn't the only aging star in attendance:

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Not quite the same as the year Ashton and Demi showed up, but close enough. Time to throw one back for the bubble:

Update: A tipster informed us that Ashton Kutcher was at today's Demo Day as well, along with "all the typical valley hot shots." We'll believe those wedding rumors once he brings Mila Kunis to Mountain View.

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