I promise, your weekend isn't as bad as PayPal global strategist Rakesh Agrawal's—he just woke up and realized he tweeted all of this stuff about people he works with. Update: he's gone.

It all started with a trip to New Orleans for Jazz Fest, where no one ever does things they regret. But the difference between puking on Bourbon Street and this, is that puke gets washed away. It's unclear why Agrawal dragged Foursquare into it, but hey, jazz is powerful stuff:

Today, Agrawal says this was all just due to a software malfunction:

Rakesh: I suggest you write fewer Twitter "notes to self" and start writing more apology emails to Christina Smedley, who is your company's vice president of global communications.

Update: Well, yep.