Google Mystery Barge: Destroyed

Sam Biddle · 08/01/14 08:50AM

If you had your heart set on buying a $1,500 face computer inside a giant barge, your life is fucked: Google looks like it's phasing out the plan for grand, floating Android showrooms, a dystopian-commerce future we couldn't handle and didn't deserve.

Nitasha Tiku · 11/01/13 09:58AM

A THIRD MYSTERY BARGE HAS BEEN LOCATED. I REPEAT A THIRD GOOGLE BARGE FLOATS AMONG US. The Daily Mail spotted the third barge next to the Treasure Island one in the San Francisco Bay. By and Large, LLC has registered at least four barges with the U.S. Coast Guard. Quick, everyone check the nearest dock for robots.