Silicon Valley's Stupid Name Problem, Visualized Sam Biddle · 07/19/13 12:50PM Bitly, Borkly, Barnly, Molestly, Strinkingly, Happily, Crappily, Maply, Morply, Dottly, Dootly, Godly, Angrily. It's bad enough when every new startup is just based on the one that came before it. Now they all sound the same, too.