What Is There To Say About A Zuckerberg Portrait Made With Poop?

Dan Lyons · 01/27/15 09:36AM

Some things defy your ability to describe them. One of them is this portrait of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, created by a "Brooklyn-based artist and hacker" called Katsu. He made the painting with his own shit. It is now on display at The Hole, in New York — yes, a painting made of shit is being displayed in a place called The Hole; I know, irony abounds here — as part of a show called, "Remember the Future." Katsu apparently does not like Mark Zuckerberg. Thank you, Mashable, for alerting the world to this. [h/t to Michael for sending me a link to this story which now I will never be able to forget as long as I live.] [Photo: The Hole]

Mark Zuckerberg Pays Kids to Squat in Parking Spots Overnight

Kevin Montgomery · 09/26/14 03:45PM

The extravagant renovation of Mark Zuckerberg's $10 million San Francisco "fixer-upper" has already aggravated neighbors with months of noise and parking concerns. But Zuckerberg's own actions are making the impacts of the ongoing 17 month project worse. According to CBS, the boy billionaire has been paying a squad of squatters to hold parking spots so his construction workers have somewhere to park.

Facebook Investor Sues Company for Paying Itself Too Much

Kevin Montgomery · 06/09/14 06:15PM

Facebook's IPO and stock market ascension has left the company's board with a big wad of cash—which is great news for the company's directors, who choose their own pay rate. Now Bloomberg reports an investor is suing Facebook and its hoodied founder for "[wasting] corporate assets" and "unjust enrichment."

Facebook Is a Middle Aged Man

Sam Biddle · 04/30/14 02:18PM

Mark Zuckerberg is holding a very fancy private event today to celebrate his company. But it's not much of a celebration—he kicked it off by going onstage and acting like an optimistic dad. It was the performance of a dull man who's become the leader of a dull company, and is fine with being boring.

Is Mark Zuckerberg Too Old to Run Facebook?

Nitasha Tiku · 04/16/14 10:50AM

The fable of the dropout prodigy is so widely-told in Silicon Valley that it even came back to bite the enfant terrible who inspired it. In a new Q&A in the New York Times, Farhad Manjoo asks 29-year-old Mark Zuckerberg if he's out of touch with teens.

Mark Zuckerberg Gave Obama an Angry Phone Call

Sam Biddle · 03/13/14 02:32PM

Today in the occasional internet diary blog of Mark Zuckerberg: the cherubic chief executive is cranky with the federal government, and is telling the rest of us about his spat with the president.