Soylent CEO Is Lifehacking Water By Pissing In the SinkKevin Montgomery · 10/27/14 04:26PM
New York Hipster Can't Find Anyone To Buy Her Unwanted SoylentNitasha Tiku · 10/17/14 02:30PM
Soylent Upgrades Its Formula to Make Techies Fart LessKevin Montgomery · 10/03/14 04:15PM
Soylent, the venture-backed startup snack that aims to replace food with oils and powders, has upgraded their nu-food. Optimization-obsessed techies will get a lot with the update: new packaging, better sealant on their oil bottles, and more flavor modulation. And best of all? The new Soylent will make techies tear less ass:
Soylent's Anti-Food Propaganda Is MesmerizingNitasha Tiku · 06/19/14 02:25PM
Soylent, the semen-esque food substitute financed by venture capitalists, is nothing if not resilient. It can keep you sated for hours with a full, gaseous feeling. It can even withstand reports of rats in its kitchen and still show up in The New Yorker. But slurping the fun out of life's most basic pleasure requires some social media marketing.
Semen-Like Startup Snack Now Selling for $115 a PouchSam Biddle · 05/12/14 03:59PM
Semen-Like Food Replacement Lands $1.5 Million InvestmentSam Biddle · 10/21/13 01:58PM
Soylent is a tough sell, as it's impossible to try it and not think about eating sperm. But it's a cult hit among a certain Silicon Valley subset, which swears it's actually a viable alternative to the venerable human pastime of chewing. It sounds (is?) crazy, but not too crazy to get a big new funding round.